Well, this incident happened one week back. Still haunting me as well as making me laugh (not smile).
As few of my friends were asking for treat for a number of reasons(reason varies from getting into a service company which I desperately wanted to avoid in the beginning to having born, i.e., for birthday, leave them they are out of context of this post), I decided I would not get ragged by them anymore and agreed to treat them on THE free day(needless to say for final year students in PESIT, Sunday will be THE free day), and went to Jalahalli cross to meet a friend. The meet went well and I coming back to Malleshwara to my sister’s home. As I got bus in first stop itself, I got a seat in it(don’t undermine my achievements, you don’t get seat in BMTC bus everyday). In next stop a guy gets in the bus, without seeing the vacant seat next to me, he goes into backside of the bus. Subbu thinks he can be good to this guy and calls him, saying “ivare, illi seat khali ide nODi(here is a seat vacant, sir)”. Well that guy seemed to be delighted, and gives a broad smile which I thought was sign of being grateful (again, you don’t get to see your co-passenger giving a smile to you, even if he is a guy) and I smile back. After some time I notice that his co-passenger’s hand is near my thigh and I am like “Yuck! What this guy up to?” and give a stare like “Dude, I am not THAT kind of guy, excuse me.” and I thought that guy understood it, and took his hand back saying “enilla(nothing)”. Okay after two stops that guy gets down and I forget the incident.
When I reach Maleshwara and meet one of my friend there, we think of going somewhere out before dinner! As I had bag in my laptop I decided to keep it in his home and go empty handed for a walk. And so, I open my bag for my wallet. And SURPRISE!!! The wallet which was there when I took ticket was not there anymore! Well, that moment I didn’t feel anything but shock. But later realized it is more of a loss than shock as most of my documents were there in that. My PAN card, Voter ID card, and mainly my ATM card, not to mention 400 odd bucks I had in it. Did I panic? To certain extent I went blank, just like I went blank in antenna test, I didn’t know what to do. That friend consoled to me certain extent and told me to lodge complaint tomorrow and block the ATM card. (but in that moment I didn’t realize that people can just swipe it and buy the good worth my cash in any shop without the help of my PIN number(to all geeks out there, something has to be done regarding this, I don’t know why everyone has left this swiping and shopping so insecure)). Well I agree for that and sarcastically joke that “I don’t have money to give them bribe too is they ask some”. Then decided to stop thinking about this and go to sleep, but I felt so much of an idiot to make that guy sit next to me and allow him to steal my wallet by as usual dozing off in bus journey(I am not sure whether he was thief or not, but no one else had chance to access my bag, and when I got down in Malleshawara my bag’s zip was open, which I thought was due to my carelessness then but later started to think(and still thinking) that was that guy’s attempt to steal). And in between in all this I was over-optimistic; waiting for a message or call from unknown person saying that he has found it laying somewhere, but as everyone knows it was too much to ask!
Well I woke up in the morning, decided to go to Malleshwara police station on the way to lodge a complaint for the loss of everything I had (as in money and cards). The first thing which I noticed about the police station was that it was not at all like the one which I kept on seeing in the movies. It was clean, it was tidy, it was almost full with police people at that early hour, it had a guard who smiled at me and asked me what do I want?, to my utter disappointment there were not even a single prisoner, so much unlike the police station of my imagination(of course many of our imagination rather).I met a man who listened to my complaint so routinely that it is not a new thing to happen(yes it is not for them I can understand, but for me??). I could not see a single pinch of surprise, leave alone awe, totally expressionless! But he was more practical, first thing he asked me to do was to call customer care UBI and block my ATM card off. I followed his instructions, and that customer care lady bugged me so much that I forgot my birth date at one point and told July 17 or something! After that he asked me to write a complaint letter and I wrote two letters (as there was no chance of photocopy shops being open at that time), and I was about to give it to the police saying thank you. Exactly when he saw me writing “thanking you, yours…“he got up from his seat and pretending that he has some work, he walks away from his seat, and one of his assistant comes near to me just staring at me. I just ignored it and continued with letter.
When I finished the letter and was searching for the first guy who talked to me, this assistant of his starts talking to me, “Is the letter over sir? Give something to the XYZ Sir noe”.
By then I had understood his intentions, and I was prepared with the answer, I almost shouted back at him, “Can you give me receipt for that?”
He was amused, “for what?”
Me, “for the money that I give, isn’t taking bribe/gift a crime? Anyway my principles won’t allow me to do so”. I know it feels like preaching, but I couldn’t help, but say that. And moreover that moron deserved that.
He, with a surprised look, “principal, who?”
I wanted to laugh at his face. But controlled myself to say only this “principles andre rulsu anthanoo agatte(principle means rules)”
He got assurance from me that I won’t give money for him by any chance. He went bit pale(may be because first CUSTOMER was useless for him), tried to delay giving acknowledgement after hearing me, but I was ready to wait, especially after telling so much I had to wait for whatever extent of time he wished me to wait. But he took only 20 minutes to sign acknowledgement and I was happy to wait. And while coming out I said, “Thanks uncle” with stressing uncle.
Well, they were not inhuman; they just didn’t want to waste an opportunity to gain money. If I were ready to give money they’d have been happy to take it. But when I refused they didn’t do any harm to me. Though it may feel inhuman to even politely ask money from someone who had lost wallet and all his money, they were not ‘Rakshasa’s, they were just opportunistic. Definitely I’m expecting comments.